“I swear to god, Steve, I will drop the PASIV out of this fucking window if you don’t tell me RIGHT NOW why you thought taking this goddamn job was a good idea, what with Bucky running around our heads trying to shoot us out of our dreams.”
“Can’t you feel it, Clint? You’re antsy. We’re all antsy. We’ve been the best dreamshare team there is out there since Cobb’s disbanded, and we haven’t gone under in over a year.”
Avengers Inception AU → wherein Thor of Odin Corp. hires Steve Rogers’ elite dreamsharing team to perform inception on his brother, Loki, and a shade of their ex-resident thief Bucky (who was killed when the team’s last job went horribly wrong) tries his best to sabotage it.
Or: Steve extracts, Tony builds, Clint runs point, Natasha’s a master of impersonation, Bruce concocts, Thor’s a tourist, and things happen.
(Source: -andrews, via detectivejane)
neiru2012:
“Apparently my desk is nice and cool on hot days”
(via housetohalf)
theimprobablemoonman:
When you watch Firefly, you don’t finish. It finishes you.
(Source: chronicallylate, via housetohalf)
lifedeathtoptips:
Michael, 20, has never known the touch of a woman.
loki-assguard:
I decided to do this giveaway becouse everyone loves free stuff and everyone loves the Avengers.
So, here are the things I’m giving away: 1 Avengers T-shirt,1 Iron man USB flash drive, 1 Loki bobble-head.
RULES:
- YOU MUST FOLLOW ME AND GIVE ME YOUR SOUL !!!!!!!!! lol jk, you don’t have to do any of that. Just reblog this post as many times as you want.
- Leave your ask box open so I can contact you if you win.
- The giveaway ends on the 8th of June.
- I will ship to anywhere in the world.
If you need any more information just send me a message. GOOD LUCK! :)
omgphantastic:
kimburrit0:
ralphdgamf:
starkidwholived:
kimburrit0:
I was helping my little brother
Where the fuck does jack come from
That’s basically what math is like for the rest of your life.
I love how the answer is at the bottom of the page. And how is any kid suppose to know how many stickers Jack has? Does Tani and Jen give Jack their stickers? I wish I was Jack. My friends never give me stickers.
You’re all missing the point. This isn’t math. Rather it’s metaphysics, or the existence of our being. Theoretically speaking, Jack isn’t a person. Jack exists in all of us. We are Jack. Jack is all of us. Every single one of us. In each inept part of our being, our existence, Jack lives. Forgotten and ignored, yet he exists in our never ending subconscious. The question, rather, is how many stickers do we all have?
oh my god
omfg just for that comment
(via lemimi)
